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This week’s guest stars on Popey-Doo: the Harlem Globetrotters!
Not only did the Pope learn how to spin a ball on his finger, but also how to make church music more interesting and what Jesus actually looked like. It’s been a while since The Guys heard from Pope...
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You Missed It: Female of the specie edition
Finishing the job Aaron Burr began two centuries ago. I’m really trying not to get cynical about things. That’s why when I heard that police caught the racist trash who killed nine people he didn’t...
View ArticlePope to get higher than himself in Bolivia
God may now be OK with cocaine. When he visits Bolivia in July, Pope Francis plans to eat coca leaves, the main ingredient in cocaine. People deal with the country’s high elevation by getting high off...
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You Missed It: Ugly cry edition
Keep it together, man. I’m having a tough time wrapping my head around the song for the new James Bond movie. “Writing’s on the Wall” is Sam Smith’s take on a theme song for spy thriller, and for some...
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Take it from Snee: The pope still poops in the woods
Maybe Pope Francis went to wash the Huckabee off of Kim Davis. Pope Francis — first of his name; ruler of guys who still wear gold chains and most of anywhere soccer is called “football;” defender of...
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You Missed It: End of 2015 edition
I will be drinking every single one of these in the next half hour. And just like that, 2015 is over. It seems like only yesterday we were talking about how miserable a year 2014 was. I, for one, think...
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You Missed It: Bench press edition
Motto: “Not judging you, brah.” If there’s an example of the crumbling of our one-great labor unions, it’s the law enforcement unions out there. Cops used to have a pretty good deal going. They got...
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You Missed It: Retro rocket edition
Spoiler alert: That’s no moon. Baseball is back, and old people could not be more excited about it. I’m a casual observer of baseball until after the all-star break, because really those are the only...
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You Missed It: End of 2016 edition
My drink order has arrived just in time. Get your own. Well look who finally got on the “this year sucked” train. I’ve been doing this for years, everyone just finally caught up. I have a theory that...
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You Missed It: Silent war edition
Warmongers everywhere. This is the worst time of year for sports. Football is over. Baseball isn’t here yet. It’s the dog days of the hockey season. And basketball sucks. Sure, there’s March Madness to...
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